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hey folks- Its the Dirty Girl again, here to answer real
some questions seeped into my e-mail which gives
Well you see I have a tendency to ..........oh i can't its way too embbarassing.......But i've got to tell someone!
Megan.......I have a tendency to shag goats, Now i know that sounds sick but they still have the same orafaces etc that a human has, so it shouldnt matter should it?
But they weren't designed for a human males....well you know ....knob. I just can't fit it in, but no woman will have me.
What should I do??!!
(Azn said you've had some experiene of this nature, so I thought you'd be the best person to ask)
Dear Goat Guy:
Ah Goats. Theyre so cute.
Well GG, you can be happy about at least one thing-you cant fit it in. Goats, in my experience, have very small passages. If you cant fit it in, youre at least somewhat well endowed.
As far as the no woman will have you thing, you have to make a choice. Do you want the women to want you, or do you want to keep striking out with the she-goats? If you want women of the human variety, then I would suggest washing off the goat smell before you go out in public. Better yet, dont have sex with the she-goats, and try to develop a personality instead. Read, go to the parks, get a spell checker, learn something new.
Of course, if you dont want the people lovin then perhaps you can find a larger animal. Goats arent the end of the world. I hear sheep work wonders.
Anyway.. I'd like to think I'm a fairly normal teenage girl.. but there are two things that get to me..
One.. My yams. They're wet.. and shiny. Is this normal? Will my lovers mind?
(Megans note: The second problem was a little more visual, and did not lend itself to a PG-13 site. Therefore, to address the second question, please visit here ( http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRphysiology.html#longest_labia_minora )
Princess, between you and me, you have more problems than what youre telling me, but thats okay. Someday, I shall devote an entire article to your particular problems.
But as far as the ones youve sent me so far, there are some solutions. If youre really worried about your yams, then you should see a doctor, or a good gardener at least. Of course it could be totally natural, and healthy too.
Of course, any lover you have shouldnt really care if your yams are shiny and wet, he should love you for who you are, not the condition of your yams. Or he could be a real fetishist, someone whos really into transvestites who have shiny wet yams.
could be talking out of my ass on all of this, since Ive never
dealt with yams in a sexual sense before, I really dont know.
However, next time I get together with the Flavor of the Week well
experiment. Ill keep everyone posted.