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Welcome to the first installment of Ask Megan; Dear Abby for the Otaku. I'm Megan (obviously) and here to guide you through the wonders that are love, relationships, and sex with goats. Okay, the last part is mostly for Volitar, but hey, at least everyone can use some info on the first two.
To give you a better idea of who I am, here's an interview of me, shortly before I took this job.
who are you again?
yeah. I guess I shoulda done that.
why are you called the Dirty Girl?
What the hell does that mean?
you know a lot about sex. Why should people ask you about relationship
dated women? Cool!! Are you a lesbian?
I get in on some hot lesbian action?
I get your phone number?
Well, will you tell me a little about yourself, other than sex?
why are you calling this article Advice for the Otaku?
that mean you're a shut in?
you sound like a dork.
EYES!!! THEY BLEED!!!
number 2 enters.*
Um. So, what kind of things do you think you can advise people on?
trying to be a good interviewer here. Here's a good question: Don't
you think that by giving advice about sex to teenagers, they will want
to have sex? Doesn't having sex lead to all sorts of problems like VD
and pregnancy and stuff?
a lot of words. Can you be briefer for your more stupid readers?
Q: That's better.
Well, that's all for now. If you want to ask a question, I can be reached at here, or you can find me in chat most days. Danke!